april fool!

April fool is not a person born in April nor are they fools. Just a dumb celebration where people go to great lengths just to trick other people.One such April fool's day, I was tricked the whole day,and wrote it down.

Someone took my cleanser tube and filled it up with glue.
Someone changed my tuna sandwich into pine nut-and-dew.
Someone laced my sneakers so they tie down by my toes.
Someone changed the vacuum so it doesn't suck, it blows.
Someone poured the sugar out and filled the bowl with salt.
Someone messed up all the clocks and made it seem my fault.
For me today, I have to say, it's nervousness that rules....
Since all that happened yesterday and it was April Fools'!

This was a true encounter,one i shall never forget my whole life! Now its my turn! Revenge can be so sweet,be prepared cos' the devil has just begun..

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